Sam’s other half who kept her relevant in the 6th grade. Sam’s parents call her “Slice,” which is just “Celeste” pronounced in mumble. She fills cavities for Navy Seals, so you can thank her for her service later.
A less athletic carbon copy of Sam. Just kidding she’s the most athletic and also the favorite. Taught Sam how to whip and nae nae. Sam had Jill‘s car seat installed in her first car at age 16.
The sister who looks nothing like Sam. Her friends call her a “fake Chi Omega legacy” because of the first statement. The peacekeeper of the Mick-Belvin clan.
Used to drive a Dae-Woo. Named her dog after Sam (his name is SAMpson). Never lets Sam forget about the “space robe incident" of 2011.
A huge instigator to Sam’s freshman 15lbs. One time she slept until 3pm and Sam's parents checked every hour to make sure she wasn’t dead. Never turns down a crafter-noon.
Debatably the only reason Sam made it to class in PA school. Bakes a mean chocolate chip cookie but hold the lactose. Sam accidentally used the word “ginger” when they first met, risky move.
Champagne taste, working on the champagne budget. Soon she will be able to put your bones back together, just like we did our biochem grade. MIZ.
Currently keeping twin toddlers alive. Made Sam cry the first time she referred to her as “Aunt Sam” (happy tears, obviously). The only reason Michael holds the door open for Sam.
Big fan of ugly fruit. Keeps a farm alive and cooks the most amazing dinners. Meanwhile, Sam struggles to keep a plant alive and probably had cereal for dinner.
Was friends with Michael during his “run around the playground to avoid seizures” phase. Spent many high school nights hanging out with Michael and Captain Morgan.
Still the top mattress salesman. Usually the first asleep. Had a brief career as an amateur DJ. Michael’s dad was his #1 customer. Recently accepted back into the state of Tennessee.
Shares a "not so itsy" interest in teeth. Known to have a "punchable face" and end his nights alone at the Saloon.
Had a nickname in college we aren’t allowed to say anymore. Gluten intolerant. Never misses a Mizzou game, even if it means sneaking out of a hospital.
Helped Michael become a slightly above average athlete. Has rewatched the series How I Met Your Mother at least 5 times. Still cries at the end.
Sam’s brother and the recipient of all of Michael’s hand-me-downs. Just learned how to beat his dad at driveway basketball. 2nd best AYC bartender (right behind Sam).
Sam’s youngest brother. Generally wins at family card games. So glad he is out of the “awkward stage.”